Cause I prop my sentries up,
Sentry jump up to the top,
and Rancho Relaxo to a nice view!
And watch heavies camp the cart,
and traders not do their part,
And pretty soon there's only a minute left, left, left...
I like to play as engineer,
and lounge in craaaaazy, plaaaaces.
And then I'd laugh as some random noob, tries to votekick me,
claiming that I got there using haaacks.
Medics, don't waste ubers on me,
I'm quite content to stay here,
Save them for the soldier MVP,
I'll gladly sip away my beer,
Next round I'll pro'bly go hardcore spy,
I'm quite content to stay here,
Heck, I'll do that next time I die,
To some tryhard sniper dick,
Who just won't Kazotsky Kick,
But oh well, guess it's time to help my team.
I could sneak a quick killstreak,
Despite the game looking bleak,
With only a few moments left to spare, spare, spare
I like to play as demoman,
and loch 'n' load the seeeerver,
Charge about with my eyelander, building up my strength,
It's not too long before I'm going Godlike
I like to play as engineer,
and lounge in craaaaazy, plaaaaces.
And then I'd laugh as some random noob, tries to votekick me,
claiming that I got there using haaacks.